Farting Santa

The Myth of the Farting Santa

Lets talk about the infamous “farting Santa” myth.

Yes, you read that right. There’s a widespread belief that Santa leaves some extra presents not on your list; we’re talking about farts. While some might dismiss this myth, many claim to have witnessed or even experienced Santa’s explosive outbursts firsthand.

It’s only natural for Santa to experience gas. He does drink a ridiculous amount of milk in one night.

And Santa’s tight, restrictive costume would also lead to farts. All that padding and layering can trap air and create the perfect conditions for a potent fart to brew.

What do you believe?

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