rate my fart

Rate My Fart

Welcome to our Rate My Fart page, the page you never knew you needed until now. In a world where everyone has an opinion on everything, why not extend that courtesy to farts? That’s right, folks – it’s time to turn your nose into a judge and your farts into contestants in the most hilarious competition ever.

  • Thunderous fart - man farting with massive green cloud in a park setting

Thunderous Fart

The thunderous fart, straight from the bowels of Zeus, makes its presence known in a way that cannot be ignored.

  • bubbly volcano fart

Bubbly Volcano Fart Video

Straight from the volcanic depths of the human anus comes this bubbly volcano fart. This volcano fart is ready to erupt!

  • White Castle Fart

The White Castle Fart

Had too much White Castle. Sooner burns! You know whats comin....Its a white castle fart. One of many dreamy fart sounds on FartShare.com

  • The Gasman Fart

The Gas Man Fart

The OG of farts, been killing it in the fart game for about 34 years...the gas man fart.

  • offramp fart

The Offramp Fart

The Offramp Fart isn't just any ordinary toot. It's your personal exit ticket from Snoozeville.

  • Fart with Laughter

Fart with Laughter

There are two things a person should never hold in: Farts and Laughter. This one's got both covered... Fart with Laughter

  • The Longest Yard Fart

The Longest Yard Fart

Just enough yardage to get the first down on this one. This is the longest yard fart we've ever heard.

  • Applause Fart

Applause Fart!

This applause fart was released about a half an hour after brunch with very close and super tolerant friends.

  • Fart Nuggets

Fart Nuggets

Many creations that have delighted our senses but none have been quite as unique as the infamous Fart Nuggets.

  • powerpoint fart

PowerPoint Fart

I held this baby through a 3 hour PowerPoint Presentation. I need to incorporate this powerpoint fart into my next presentation.

  • Indian Food Fart

Indian Food Fart

This is a morning raaga for FartShare courtesy of Ramakrishna Koduru from India. He wanted to share his FART to all people...The Indian Food Fart

  • breakdance fart

Breakdance Fart

This one made a real mess. Immediately threw my shorts in the trash afterward. I did figure out this makes for an incredible breakbeat when looped though so it made up for the loss.

  • trifecta fart

Trifecta Fart

Well, there was three waves of relief...Thank you frosted mini wheats, milk, and hummus; the perfect fart combination for the trifecta fart.

  • hockey fart

Hockey Fart

Let a good 3 part hockey fart rip while watching the Bruins game 😀 He farts, he scores!!

  • Bingo Fart

B7 Bingo Fart!

B7 BIngo Fart! You're the lucky winner of this smelly prize. As always FartShare provides the best farts in the world

  • Haunted House Fart

Haunted House Fart

The old it-wasn't-me-it-was-a-ghost routine--aka the haunted house fart. Works every time!

  • Norway Fart

Norway Fart AKA Puffett Ris Med Kakao

This thick blast is a genuine Norway fart. It only seemed right that we keep the title in its native tongue. We don't know what it means but were assured by our Norwegian friends that its hardcore. Thanks for the Fart Love Norway!

  • Frustrated Fart

Frustrated Fart

Fartin' ain't easy. The stress of creating new and exciting farts can get to a person but don't get frustrated, FartShare is here for you when you can't produce. That's one frustrated fart.

  • Crybaby Fart

Crybaby Fart

Its ok little one, daddy's gonna make everything alright. What a little crybaby fart.

  • Ponderous Fart

Ponderous Fart

Best appreciated on a fall afternoon, lounging on a hillside, reflecting on the many wonderful farts you've experienced. This is a real ponderous fart.

  • Cake Fart

Cake Fart

Similar to ripping an asshole, only more violent. Tearing asshole requires a post-op assholeechtomy and a silicone replacement.

  • Splatter Fart

Splatter Fart

That might have left a mark. Time for underwear shopping after the splatter fart.

  • Indy Car Fart

Indy Car Fart

This fart is pulling away from the pack and fast. You can hear it rumbling down the track, its the indy car fart.

  • big whopper fart

Big Whopper Fart

The Big Whopper Fart was created through the unique combination of devouring McDonald's and Burger King, in the same meal. It is not advised.

What is the Rate My Fart page?

Our Rate My Fart page is the premier, and possibly only, place in the world to rate real farts. It’s a place where farts are not just passed but celebrated, analyzed, and, yes, rated. From the silent but deadly to the loud and proud, every fart has a chance to shine here.

Why Rate Farts?

– For the Love of Laughter: Let’s face it, farts are funny. And what’s funnier than rating them like fine wine?
– Boredom Buster: Got some time to kill? Dive into the world of fart rating. It’s like a game, but smellier.
– Educational?: Discover the vast variety of farts – you’ll be surprised at the range and talent out there!

How It Works:

1. Listen and Rate: Listen to farts from around the world and rate them on a scale from “Yawn” to “Wow, call the fire department!”
2. Upload Your Fart: Yes, you read that right. Record and upload your best (or worst) fart on our Share Farts page. That way people can rate your farts too!

Who is Rating Farts For?

Anyone with a sense of humor and a lack of a sensitive nose. Whether you’re a teenager looking for a laugh or an adult who refuses to grow up, our Rate My Fart page is your new go-to destination.

And don’t forget to Share Your Farts with FartShare and become fart famous!