Fart Sounds
Welcome to the grand hall of fame for the unsung heroes of farts, the Fart Sounds page on FartShare.com! If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “What’s missing in my life?” the answer is clearly a curated collection of genuine fart sounds. Yes, folks, we’ve scoured the globe (and numerous bathrooms) to bring you the finest selection of toot tunes the internet has ever witnessed.
Thunderous Fart
The thunderous fart, straight from the bowels of Zeus, makes its presence known in a way that cannot be ignored.
Bubbly Volcano Fart Video
Straight from the volcanic depths of the human anus comes this bubbly volcano fart. This volcano fart is ready to erupt!
EVP Fart
The EVP fart, a fart that sounds eerily like the voice of a departed soul trying to reach out from beyond the grave. Can you make out what it's saying? How would you rate this [...]
Nice Rip
A nice rip for all you fart lovers out there.
How Bout Dat Fart
Tribute to everyone's favorite Dr. Phil patient .. straight out dat ass. Got a problem with it? Then cash me outside. How bout dat fart? How Bout Dat Fart 'How 'Bout Dat [...]
The White Castle Fart
Had too much White Castle. Sooner burns! You know whats comin....Its a white castle fart. One of many dreamy fart sounds on FartShare.com
The Gas Man Fart
The OG of farts, been killing it in the fart game for about 34 years...the gas man fart.
The Offramp Fart
The Offramp Fart isn't just any ordinary toot. It's your personal exit ticket from Snoozeville.
Fart with Laughter
There are two things a person should never hold in: Farts and Laughter. This one's got both covered... Fart with Laughter
Infinite Hinge Fart
This door will not stop opening, like an...Infinite Hinge fart
Star Wars Fart
Allow this Star Wars fart to open your mind. As Yoda tells us, "Farts are a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Farts. Mourn them do not. Miss [...]
The Longest Yard Fart
Just enough yardage to get the first down on this one. This is the longest yard fart we've ever heard.
Applause Fart!
This applause fart was released about a half an hour after brunch with very close and super tolerant friends.
Fart Nuggets
Many creations that have delighted our senses but none have been quite as unique as the infamous Fart Nuggets.
PowerPoint Fart
I held this baby through a 3 hour PowerPoint Presentation. I need to incorporate this powerpoint fart into my next presentation.
Helicopter Fart
After eating chicken via con Dios at my girlfriend's, I could not believe there was a helicopter fart brewing!! Another real fart added by a fan on FartShare. You can join the party too! Share [...]
Indian Food Fart
This is a morning raaga for FartShare courtesy of Ramakrishna Koduru from India. He wanted to share his FART to all people...The Indian Food Fart
Las Vegas Convention Center Fart
This was after a long day of a conference in Las Vegas.
Breakdance Fart
This one made a real mess. Immediately threw my shorts in the trash afterward. I did figure out this makes for an incredible breakbeat when looped though so it made up for the loss.
Trifecta Fart
Well, there was three waves of relief...Thank you frosted mini wheats, milk, and hummus; the perfect fart combination for the trifecta fart.
Lawn Mower Fart
A Nice, Squeaky, Up and Down lawn mower fart.
Hockey Fart
Let a good 3 part hockey fart rip while watching the Bruins game 😀 He farts, he scores!!
B7 Bingo Fart!
B7 BIngo Fart! You're the lucky winner of this smelly prize. As always FartShare provides the best farts in the world
Haunted House Fart
The old it-wasn't-me-it-was-a-ghost routine--aka the haunted house fart. Works every time!
McDonalds Fart
Got the Drive Thru Blues, not long after a Mickey D's run. Here at FartShare we swap out the S in fast food for a nice loud R, with this McDonalds fart.McDonalds Fart After you've [...]
Norway Fart AKA Puffett Ris Med Kakao
This thick blast is a genuine Norway fart. It only seemed right that we keep the title in its native tongue. We don't know what it means but were assured by our Norwegian friends that its hardcore. Thanks for the Fart Love Norway!
Frustrated Fart
Fartin' ain't easy. The stress of creating new and exciting farts can get to a person but don't get frustrated, FartShare is here for you when you can't produce. That's one frustrated fart.
Crybaby Fart
Its ok little one, daddy's gonna make everything alright. What a little crybaby fart.
Double Whammy Fart
Don't call it a comeback. It's the double whammy fart.
Ponderous Fart
Best appreciated on a fall afternoon, lounging on a hillside, reflecting on the many wonderful farts you've experienced. This is a real ponderous fart.
The Standard Fart
Nothing fancy here. The Standard Fart.
Cake Fart
Similar to ripping an asshole, only more violent. Tearing asshole requires a post-op assholeechtomy and a silicone replacement.
Fart Bomb
Grab something to hold on to, this one is explosive. This fart bomb is about to blow! Another real fart added by a fan on FartShare. You can join the party too! Share Your Farts [...]
Splatter Fart
That might have left a mark. Time for underwear shopping after the splatter fart.
Indy Car Fart
This fart is pulling away from the pack and fast. You can hear it rumbling down the track, its the indy car fart.
Big Whopper Fart
The Big Whopper Fart was created through the unique combination of devouring McDonald's and Burger King, in the same meal. It is not advised.
The Exhale Fart
Take a deep breathe...and release the exhale fart.
A Pack of Firecrackers Fart
This is also probably illegal in some states...the firecrackers fart
The Whitney Houston Fart
this diva is singin'...she needs a bodyguard to protect her from herself...the whitney houston fart
11 Seconds of Ass
Best fart in the galaxy...we have liftoff...11 seconds of ass on its way
Bouillabaisse Fart
Sometimes when you're cooking up the sauce you release a bit of gas; the bouillabaisse fart. Bouillabaisse Fart Share your farts on FartShare It's why we're here. We're hungry for farts. All [...]
Taco Fart
We all know about the old Taco fart. It's a classic. Beans, cheese, and beef all combine to form a perfect recipe for farts. Taco Fart Tacos: From Plate to Poot [...]
Squeaky Door Fart
Somebody grab the WD-40 we got a squeaky door fart. You won't be sneaking this one by anybody, this squeaky door fart will wake up the house. Squeaky Door Fart The [...]
Fart Sounds Collection
Dive into our vast repository, where each fart sound is a masterpiece waiting to be discovered. From the chopping of the “Helicopter Fart” to the earth-shattering roars of the “McDonalds Fart,” our collection spans the full spectrum of back-end acoustics. It’s like Spotify for your bottom—only instead of playlists, we’ve got “plume-lists.”
But wait, there’s more! Each sound comes with its own backstory, lovingly provided by the artist themselves. Learn about the diet, the setting, and the inspiration behind every puff. It’s an educational experience that’ll leave you both enlightened and possibly a bit queasy.
FartShare.com isn’t just a website; it’s a community. A place where aficionados of the natural gas arts can come together and share their appreciation for something truly universal. Whether you’re here to contribute to our ever-growing collection or just to browse, remember: every visit is a step towards destigmatizing the one act that unites us all, regardless of age, culture, or dietary habits.
So plug in your headphones (seriously, don’t let this symphony escape into the wild), hold your nose if you must, and embark on an auditory journey like no other.
And don’t forget to Share Your Farts! Or head over to our fart cataloge and Rate Farts or simply enjoy the joy of listening to farts.