Listen to Farts

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I could listen to a wide variety of real farts from the comfort of my own home”? Well, dream no more, because our Listen to Farts page is here to make your wildest, weirdest dreams come true!

  • Thunderous fart - man farting with massive green cloud in a park setting

Thunderous Fart

The thunderous fart, straight from the bowels of Zeus, makes its presence known in a way that cannot be ignored.

  • bubbly volcano fart

Bubbly Volcano Fart Video

Straight from the volcanic depths of the human anus comes this bubbly volcano fart. This volcano fart is ready to erupt!

  • EVP fart - ghost farting

EVP Fart

The EVP fart, a fart that sounds eerily like the voice of a departed soul trying to reach out from [...]

  • how bout dat fart

How Bout Dat Fart

Tribute to everyone's favorite Dr. Phil patient .. straight out dat ass. Got a problem with it? Then cash me [...]

  • White Castle Fart

The White Castle Fart

Had too much White Castle. Sooner burns! You know whats comin....Its a white castle fart. One of many dreamy fart sounds on FartShare.com

  • The Gasman Fart

The Gas Man Fart

The OG of farts, been killing it in the fart game for about 34 years...the gas man fart.

  • offramp fart

The Offramp Fart

The Offramp Fart isn't just any ordinary toot. It's your personal exit ticket from Snoozeville.

  • Fart with Laughter

Fart with Laughter

There are two things a person should never hold in: Farts and Laughter. This one's got both covered... Fart with Laughter

  • Star Wars Fart

Star Wars Fart

Allow this Star Wars fart to open your mind. As Yoda tells us, "Farts are a natural part of life. [...]

  • The Longest Yard Fart

The Longest Yard Fart

Just enough yardage to get the first down on this one. This is the longest yard fart we've ever heard.

  • Applause Fart

Applause Fart!

This applause fart was released about a half an hour after brunch with very close and super tolerant friends.

  • Fart Nuggets

Fart Nuggets

Many creations that have delighted our senses but none have been quite as unique as the infamous Fart Nuggets.

  • powerpoint fart

PowerPoint Fart

I held this baby through a 3 hour PowerPoint Presentation. I need to incorporate this powerpoint fart into my next presentation.

  • Helicopter Fart

Helicopter Fart

After eating chicken via con Dios at my girlfriend's, I could not believe there was a helicopter fart brewing!! Another [...]

  • Indian Food Fart

Indian Food Fart

This is a morning raaga for FartShare courtesy of Ramakrishna Koduru from India. He wanted to share his FART to all people...The Indian Food Fart

  • breakdance fart

Breakdance Fart

This one made a real mess. Immediately threw my shorts in the trash afterward. I did figure out this makes for an incredible breakbeat when looped though so it made up for the loss.

  • trifecta fart

Trifecta Fart

Well, there was three waves of relief...Thank you frosted mini wheats, milk, and hummus; the perfect fart combination for the trifecta fart.

  • hockey fart

Hockey Fart

Let a good 3 part hockey fart rip while watching the Bruins game 😀 He farts, he scores!!

  • Bingo Fart

B7 Bingo Fart!

B7 BIngo Fart! You're the lucky winner of this smelly prize. As always FartShare provides the best farts in the world

  • Haunted House Fart

Haunted House Fart

The old it-wasn't-me-it-was-a-ghost routine--aka the haunted house fart. Works every time!

  • McDonalds Fart

McDonalds Fart

Got the Drive Thru Blues, not long after a Mickey D's run. Here at FartShare we swap out the S [...]

  • Norway Fart

Norway Fart AKA Puffett Ris Med Kakao

This thick blast is a genuine Norway fart. It only seemed right that we keep the title in its native tongue. We don't know what it means but were assured by our Norwegian friends that its hardcore. Thanks for the Fart Love Norway!

  • Frustrated Fart

Frustrated Fart

Fartin' ain't easy. The stress of creating new and exciting farts can get to a person but don't get frustrated, FartShare is here for you when you can't produce. That's one frustrated fart.

  • Crybaby Fart

Crybaby Fart

Its ok little one, daddy's gonna make everything alright. What a little crybaby fart.

  • Ponderous Fart

Ponderous Fart

Best appreciated on a fall afternoon, lounging on a hillside, reflecting on the many wonderful farts you've experienced. This is a real ponderous fart.

  • Cake Fart

Cake Fart

Similar to ripping an asshole, only more violent. Tearing asshole requires a post-op assholeechtomy and a silicone replacement.

  • Fart Bomb

Fart Bomb

Grab something to hold on to, this one is explosive. This fart bomb is about to blow! Another real fart [...]

  • Splatter Fart

Splatter Fart

That might have left a mark. Time for underwear shopping after the splatter fart.

  • Indy Car Fart

Indy Car Fart

This fart is pulling away from the pack and fast. You can hear it rumbling down the track, its the indy car fart.

  • big whopper fart

Big Whopper Fart

The Big Whopper Fart was created through the unique combination of devouring McDonald's and Burger King, in the same meal. It is not advised.

Bouillabaisse Fart

Sometimes when you're cooking up the sauce you release a bit of gas; the bouillabaisse fart. Bouillabaisse Fart [...]

  • taco fart

Taco Fart

We all know about the old Taco fart. It's a classic. Beans, cheese, and beef all combine to form a [...]

  • squeaky door fart

Squeaky Door Fart

Somebody grab the WD-40 we got a squeaky door fart. You won't be sneaking this one by anybody, this squeaky [...]

What is the Listen to Farts page?

“Listen to Farts” is the page  you never asked for but secretly wanted. It’s a magical place where farts of all kinds come together to create a symphony of sounds that are, well, unique. From the tiny ‘pffts’ to the roaring ‘blasts’, we’ve got every type of fart you can imagine – and even some you can’t.

Why Listen to Farts?

– Educational Value: Ever wondered what a burrito-induced fart sounds like compared to a broccoli one? Educate yourself on the diverse world of farts!
– Entertainment: Who needs comedy shows when you can listen to the natural humor of the human body?
– Boredom Buster: Got nothing to do? A few minutes listening to farts will turn any dull moment into a hilariously memorable one.

How It Works:

1. Choose Your Fart: We have a vast library of fart sounds, categorized by diet, intensity, and, um, musicality.
2. Press Play: Sit back, relax (maybe not too much), and enjoy the sweet, sweet sounds of flatulence.
3. Rate and Share: Think that was the best fart you’ve ever heard? Rate it and share it with your friends (or enemies).

Who is Listening to Farts For?

Literally anyone with a sense of humor and a curiosity for the weird. Whether you’re a 12-year-old prankster or a 40-year-old looking for a laugh, “Listen to Farts” is the place for you.

Listening to farts is all about embracing the lighter (and sometimes stinkier) side of life. So, next time you’re feeling down or just need a quick pick-me-up, remember that a world of farts is just a click away.

And once you’re done listening to farts, don’t forget to Share Your Farts!