He tells it to the judge when this inmate farts in courtroom seating area.

Inmate Farts in Courtroom

The inmate, obviously on trial for Assault and Fartery, could not afford an attorney and had to rely on his own butthole for representation. This was a widely questioned tactic and was doomed by most to failure.

In a brilliant twist, the inmate farts in courtroom and in so doing enters a defacto plea of not guilty by reason of fartsanity. The judge, obviously not a fan of FartShare, was outraged by the anal intrusion–playing right into the hands of the inmate’s intestinally charged legal team. From there it was easy to convince the jury that this man did not understand the difference between right and wrong farting situations; he was obviously suffering from deep fartsanity. So, through the masterful legal strategy of his rectum, this man likely avoided a lengthy jail sentence in trade for some time in the fart asylum.

As he left the courtroom victorious the inmate was heard to say: “OUT OF ORDER? OUT OF ORDER? This whole courtroom is out of order! But out of odor, we are not”.

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